Arthritic Critic

Joe and Hope have been hanging out a lot this week. They went to the zoo and saw the Dinosaurs Alive (or Live...I'm not sure which.) Hope had one of her talking non-stop days and Joe was pretty much at the end of his rope by bedtime. He came into the room and said... "Hope, I know what kind of dinosaur you are, a Yappasaurus" and then he started to laugh. She looked at him and roared, "shut up" in her best dinosaur voice. Joe asked her, "is that how a Yappasaurus roars?" She quickly turned around, waved her bottom in the air and proceeded to let one rip. Then she turned around and said, "no Daddy, that's how a Yappasaurus roars..." I love it when she hands her Daddy his ass on a platter....

Him: Are those your new toes? Me: (after a confused moment) Ah...no? Those are the toes I carry with me all the time.... Him: (with a confused look on his face) I meant it looks like you had a pedicure...is that your new color? Me: Uh yeah, it's a new color but they're still the same toes.... Could you imagine how much time I would save if I could just change my toes every two weeks....I think he may be onto something...